Finding Jessica

trying to reach that essential plateau of hopeless wonderment associated with achieving the ultimate inspiration...

A special agent, an administrative specialist and an office manager were walking to lunch when they found an antique lamp. They rubbed it and of course a magic genie appeared in a puff of smoke. "Since I always grant three wishes, you each may have one." "Me, first! Me, first!" cried the administrative specialist. "I want to drive a speedboat in the Bahamas without a care in the world!" And poof! she was gone. "Me, next! Me, next!" cried the special agent. "I want to relax on the beach in Hawaii with a personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." And poof! she was gone. Finally it was the manager's turn. The manager said, "I want those two assholes back in the office after lunch!" The moral of the story? Always let your boss have the first say!

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01. Two peanuts were walking down the road when one was "assaulted" (a salted)
02. A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.
03. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
04. Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
05. If con is the opposite of pro,it must mean....Congress is the opposite of progress?
06. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
07. A man walked into a bar…………………………..ouch.
08. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh
09. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
10. Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
11. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
12. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate!
13. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
14. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
15. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
16. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
17. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
18. How do you fix a broken Jack-o-Lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
19. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
20. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
21. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
22. Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
23. Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
24. Procrastination has it's good side. You always have something to do tomorrow.
25. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
26. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
27. When in doubt, mumble.
28. "If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me."
29. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
30. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
31. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Just an FYI - going back to school after almost a full year of immeasureable DRAMA, life events, and general unluckiness is freakin scary. Not to mention the likely sleep, money, and time implications.

This is going to be crazy. By the way - if anyone knows how to get classes removed from your transcript and student account that you neither signed up for or took...let me know.

I really don't know where people get these dastardly funny bones. The jokes get better as you go down if you continue reading...

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Bear Alert


The California State Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the Yosemite and Mammoth areas.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the bear unexpectedly. They also advise carrying pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of bear activity and know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings.

Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.

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How Many Dogs Does It Take


How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle .

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?

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A tough shot


A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts.

Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!”

The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”

“Forget it, man, you’ll never hit her from here!”.

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Smart Pills


A blonde signs up for research project testing “smart” pills.
Amazingly, the pills work and the blonde becomes smarter. So she dyes her hair and becomes a brunette.
One day, she is out driving in the country and spots a farmer in his field with his sheep. She decides to test out her new-found smartness, so she stops and walks up to the farmer. She says, “If I can correctly guess how many sheep you have in your field, can I have one of them?”

The farmer, thinking it was a safe bet, says, “Sure.”

She says, “578.”

The farmer says, “Wow, that is correct. I guess you can pick out your sheep.”

So, the blonde picks out a sheep and puts it in the trunk of her car.

But before she call pull away, the farmer says, “Wait. If I can guess your original hair color, can I have my dog back?”.

So aparently the Spirit Committee at my job found out that today is National Joke Day. A funny (supposedly) IT person decided to create a fake company email and send this piece of goodness around. Get ready to shake your head after you gasp.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"


Source (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_funniest_joke)

Again with the in-office hilarity...whoop WHOOP!

Oh, and DISCLAIMER: contains one or more unedited words that I did not insert myself. NOT edited for content!

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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

" Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

Ths is TOO FUNNY! I love in-office chain mail, its filtered to be the best!!!


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A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom?
People actually grow, eat and like okra.
Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.
There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.
Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'
You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
You only own three spices: salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.
You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
You know what a hissy fit is.
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
We don't need no dang Driver's Ed.   If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!

Looks like it will be an interesting movie, expecially for fans of Memoirs of a Geisha...love that movie. I have not read the book, but seeing as how I have not yet read Memoirs either, I don't see too big of a problem with that. Now I will post the trailer below before I start talking about Harry Potter, lol.

Okay, and for some reason the image frozen on the tailer is super weird and a little creepy, its just one of the actresses mid-word, and that's not where the trailer starts, its from the beginning, so here goes!!!

I don't usually support chain mail of any kind, but this is SO TRUE, I've been thinking it alot lately, how I wouldn't really want to eat Chinese food in China (too much unknown for me, no offense) but all the food we buy HERE seems to be made THERE! Read below for some interesting stuff...

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Did you see that Diane Sawyer has a special report coming up this week? They removed ALL items from a typical, middle class family's home that were not made in the USA ..


There was hardly anything left besides the kitchen sink. Literally. During the special they are going to show truckloads of items - USA made - being brought in to replace everything and will be talking about how to find these items and the difference in price etc..

It was interesting that Diane said that if every American spent just $64 more than normal on USA made items this year, it would create something like 200,000 new jobs!

WAS BUYING FOOD THE OTHER DAY AT WALMART and ON THE LABEL OF SOME PRODUCTS IT SAID 'FROM CHINA’

FOR EXAMPLE THE "OUR FAMILY" BRAND OF THE MANDARIN ORANGES SAYS RIGHT ON THE CAN 'FROM CHINA '

I WAS SHOCKED SO FOR A FEW MORE CENTS I BOUGHT THE LIBERTY GOLD BRAND OR THE DOLE SINCE IT'S FROM CALIFORNIA.

Are we Americans as dumb as we appear --- or --- is it that we just do not think while the Chinese, knowingly and intentionally, export inferior and even toxic products and dangerous toys and goods to be sold in American markets?

70% of Americans believe that the trading privileges afforded to the Chinese should be suspended.

Why do you need the government to suspend trading privileges? DO IT YOURSELF, AMERICA !!!

Simply look on the bottom of every product you buy, and if it says 'Made in China ' or 'PRC' (and that now includes Hong Kong ), simply choose another product, or none at all. You will be amazed at how dependent you are on Chinese products, and you will be equally amazed at what you can do without.

Who needs plastic eggs to celebrate Easter? If you must have eggs, use real ones and benefit some American farmer. Easter is just an example. The point is do not wait for the government to act. Just go ahead and assume control on your own.

THINK ABOUT THIS: If 200 million Americans refuse to buy just $20 each of Chinese goods, that's a billion dollar trade imbalance resolved in our favor...fast!!

Most of the people who have been reading about this matter are planning on implementing this on July 1st and continue it until August 1st. That is only one month of trading losses, but it will hit the Chinese for 1/12th of the total, or 8%, of their American exports. Then they might have to ask themselves if the benefits of their arrogance and lawlessness were worth it.

Remember, JULY 1st to AUGUST 1st !!!!!!

START NOW

Send this to everybody you know. Let's show them that we are Americans and NOBODY can take us for granted.


If we can't live without cheap Chinese goods for one month out of our lives, WE DESERVE WHAT WE GET!

Pass it on, America ...... BUY AMERICAN !!!!!

So, I am no good at designing websites myself (or I would give this one a go!) just handy at eventually figuring out blogs. Please see below if you are willing to lend a hand.
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Date: 2011-06-14, 1:22PM EDT


Reply to: comm-x9jqv-2440080618@craigslist.org

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Harnett County is one of the few high-kill shelters that refuses to use Petfinder.com to list their animals each week. Often HCAC animals only have hours to be adopted, so a group of concerned citizens from Harnett Co. & beyond are seeking someone to create a website to feature these pets. One group created a facebook page but it's difficult to navigate and outdated. If you have the time and talent to create a website for the animals of Harnett Co. Animal Shelter please contact us.

Some of the page ideas include:

* Featured Inmates

* Foster Pet Gallery the can link to both an independent foster home & the many rescues that serve HCAC

* Contact list of people available to transport

* Advocacy page to provide accurate information & resources for change at HCAC

* Advertising from local businesses to help pay for the site


Location: Lillington, NC

I must say that Ever After (another re-creation of Cinderella) is so worth it. THe quotes, the sayings, inforaiton...hilarious and true. If only I were awake enough ot write it all down. Perhaps tomorrow.

Seriously! Now, I'm mostly typing to avoid getting in bed though extremely tired (yawwwn) and to avoid doing work (from home, I have no life!). But when working, you know, when there is a GRIND to get things getting! Well, my brain goes POOF, and I need it to go GRIND!

Okay, that didn't make sense, but I am in LOVE with my new vaio, even though it doesn't have a CD/DVD or whatever drive, I never used it anyways. I have an external hard drive and a hunny with download capabilities who can just put stuff on my drive for me. It's best this way, trust me.

Oh, and if you...totally forgot what I was about to say. oh well.

THe Sony Vaio Y-series (think there's only one most current one) if freaking AWESOME!

One of my closest friends, Anastasia, was in Raleigh recently, and I didn't know until the day before her flight back home to COSTA RICA!!! I always just miss her! Now I have to get her to book a trip for me to see her in San Jose! By the end of october, I hope.

Miss you chica, soooo much. Congrats on everything!

ugh...HELP!!!!

I WANT ORANGE JUICE!!!!!!!!!

So...still got the ulcers...yay. Not as severe, but I have more of them.

I appear to be living my computer dreams right now...always dreamed of a **Sony Vaio** ever since freshman year of college at NCSU and I imagined the possibility of actually having a computer of my own...just not a $2500 one. Well, $400 bucks got me the newest Y-series 11.6 inch, and I'm in love with it and Windows 7. Chica-chica yeah fake ID fake ID...okay if you've never seen Superbad that your problem. I love little computers, and this is NOT a netbook (stupid inventions) its a NOTEBOOK...go real processing speeds!!!

Oh, and I've still got all these ulcers. Dang, think I mentioned it already.

Waiting for hunny to get back from the grocery and make dinner. Sooooo hungry. Fat kids love cake.

Hmmm...oh, and I'm going back to NCSU this fall (lots of proverbial nail biting)...what shall I do??? Well, do my best to get all A's of course. And look into grad schools. Thinking about Quinnipiac in Conneticut, if I can even get in, and convice Mommy not to loose her mind.

Okay, I'm done for now, I just CAN'T remember why I was writing in the first place, so this post is making NADA sense.

Well, please feel free to check out any new posts on my cooking blog The Ingenius Cookette

Adios!

So, lets take a quick and easy definition from Wikipedia for these nasty little things: "a type of mouth ulcer, appears as a painful open sore inside the mouth[1] or upper throat characterized by a break in the mucous membrane. Its cause is unknown, but they are not contagious.[2] The condition is also known as aphthous stomatitis, and alternatively as Sutton's Disease, especially in the case of major, multiple, or recurring ulcers."

What does this mean for me??? Someone who's had them since at least a few years before braces (got those in FIFTH GRADE) and am lucky to be ulcer free for a whole month?

Well, when I can't remember the best way to drink out of a can without hurting my tongue, lips, throat, mouth, and not spilling anything at the same time - AFTER a week of 1000mg a day poweful antibiotic combo - WHAT IN HADES?!

So why is it that diseases that don't kill you, aren't contagious, aren't nearly as "common" as websites like to make you feel, and with a MILLION possible causes but very few palpable known causes...aren't researched? So sure, some people have "aphthous ulcers" that fall into the "canker sore" category, and much more common (thanks to herpes simplex) are "cold sores"...but I don't have herpes simplex, or anything else I've been tested for! And its been a while since anyone bothered. They just say "oh, get a Q-tip and clean it out with peroxide". I'd like them to try that one then get back to me.

Sorry, but I had to vent. Its been...a month? Since I got these 3 ulcers - lip, tongue, throat. I've taken anti-biotics, and I think one of them got maginally better, but isn't goign anywhere yet. I couldn't talk really at one point, and its still literally a pain to do so. I've been eating mush. I've been sleeping on a towel. I've been walking around with swollen lips. Swallowing water (and most other liquids - not gonna talk about meal time) is a feat - and after what that antibiotic does, I'm sure I'm dehydrated.


Where are the medical professionals that care???

I don't want more lidocaine, special toothpaste! The damage is done! I WANT TO GET RID OF THEM! I'm supposed to see my doctor if they last more than 2 weeks or occur more than 2 or 3 times a year...I guess I should never leave my doctor then. I went around the 3 or 4 week mark, and that was a bit over a week ago. Hmm...at least my lymph nodes weren't swollen long this time. My ear still hurts though whenever the ulcer in my throat hurts...irritating.

Kudos to my fellow sufferers out there that do so much without batting an eye (like talk, breathe, eat, drink...) and resolve to suffer miserably during or after because your just SO HUNGRY or its been so long since you've had juice, or a long conversation.

At least I can talk again.

I think I just gave myself a headache.

If only there was a way to make the people you wanted to see you - really see you. Your fears, your needs, beliefs, dreams... Not what they think is right for you or where they can fit you in or where they think you should fit...

Aren't there any magic glasses?

Am I invisible? Do my expressions say so little? Does my heart not break? Do my eyes cry without reason? Am I seen?

Am I intelligent? Beautiful? Useful? Do I have a purpose?

There is no happily ever after, is there?

I can't see anything anymore...is there a purpose?

Where are the magic glasses?

In the awesome and wonderfully outrageous movie Oceans 11, George Clooney asks Julia Roberts if the new man I'm her life made her laugh. Her reply? "He doesn't make me cry."

Brilliant reply I think.

how do you explain something to someone that only means something to you, and only exists in your head?

"almost dying means nothing...death affects everything"

-house

Just a random Google search, and look what I found! I think it would look beautiful on a back...me and symmetry...

(click on the picture to get a better look if you're using Internet Explorer)

So, as my closest friends know (man, my blog is getting DIVERSE!), I am not a self-pronounced Democrat, though I gladly voted for Obama (and will do it again) I until recently agreed with more Republican views than Democratic. At least the less RADICAL ones, which is beginning to dominate Republican politics...to force families to be strict traditional religous fanatics. It is up to individuals to choose their way of life, and up to their government to provide options.

Well, during the Obama campaign I subscribed to a grassroots e-mail campaign, and while the information is useful and often shocking, its one of those things I don't feel compelled to act on, though recently I've felt VERY compelled to share with others. Below is the newest message...outrageous.

I must note, that I am not pro-abortion, but I am PRO-CHOICE. What does that mean to me? That as an American woman, I can choose what I do with my body, and I can choose safely. People that want to get rid of unwanted pregnancies, if desperate, still will...at what risk?

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Dear Jessica,


The House is set to vote Wednesday on a bill that could force rape and incest survivors to prove to the IRS that they were assaulted.(1)

It's beyond outrageous, it's horrifying.

And to make matters worse, the bill would impose tax penalties on small businesses and many individuals who buy abortion coverage with their own money—with exceptions only for cases of rape, incest, and when a woman's life is in danger.(2) Their goal is to make abortion coverage unaffordable.

We've already stopped the radical anti-choice legislators from redefining rape. Now we have to win this critical battle in the "War on Women." It will take a flood of calls to stop this assault that could set women's right to choose back by decades.

The vote is tomorrow, Wednesday—can you pick up the phone right now and call Representative Brad Miller? Tell him: "Vote no on H.R. 3's radical assault on a woman's right to choose."


Here's where to call:

Representative Brad Miller

Phone: 202-225-3032


Then, please report your call by clicking here:

http://pol.moveon.org/call?tg=FHNC_13&cp_id=1568]&id=27198-9869467-VvGUqJx&t=2
Thanks for all you do.

–-Kat, Tate, Sarah, Stephen, and the rest of the team

Sources:

1. "GOP Bill Would Force IRS to Conduct Abortion Audits," Mother Jones, March 18, 2011

http://www.moveon.org/r?r=207116&id=27198-9869467-VvGUqJx&t=3

2. "Oppose the Dangerous and Misleading 'No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act,'" National Women's Law Center, February 4, 2011

http://www.moveon.org/r?r=207136&id=27198-9869467-VvGUqJx&t=4

Thus, on a lighter note, I impart to my friends and readers that this saturday past, I baked a yummy roast for my dear, which he enjoyed (a high commendation, nothing ever seems to be tasteful enough for him :-) ) and which I have also enjoyed, having used NO recipe. It was a pot roast, about 3.5 pounds bought at my local grocery near Hilburn Avenue. I used one container of chicken stock (about 2 cups) and a generous splash of a good, inexpensive Pinot Noir (perhaps 1/2 to 1 cup), and cut up vegetables of his choosing (fresh uncooked carrots - 4 whole, potatoes - 4 whole russet, celery - 3 stalks, 1 onion).

Once everything was cut (oven preheating to 350F) I placed all vegetables and liquid into a large, disposable roasting pan (spreading  the vegetables around the perimeter) and added some olive oil (about a quarter cup) salt, pepper, seasoning salt to the vegetables. Once this was done I rinsed the roast of all excess blood to prevent a distasteful coloring to it (in my opinion) and added the meat to the center of the great pan. I then spooned the mixture of vegetables and liquid over it a number of times, and added a bit more seasoning (of the same above) as well as some dried rosemary (about a tablespoon) and a final splash of the Pinot Noir on top (my favorite wine grape, by the way). I then removed vegetables from the top of the roast to prevent their not being cooked in the liquid.

 - - - - Then we went to see Beastly at the dollar fifty theater on Blue Ridge Road, leaving the food to cook. I rather enjoyed the movie, whichever Olsen twin was in it is making a slow comeback, and the tattoos were beautiful. - - - -

Once back home (about 2 hours later, short movie) I prepared some cabbage (first time for this too) with honey cured ham ( I recommend uncooked, as I didn't realize when purchased that mine was cooked, and therefore didn't lend as much of the ham flavoring), seasoning salt, salt, pepper, apple cider vinegar. I really played this one by ear, being perpetually afraid of over-salting and having quite powerful taste buds myself, I prefer to add salt to the finish than be doomed with a salty dish. I must say that the cabbage turned out well, though with a slightly less savory and more vegetable flavor due to the ham being both cooked and cured. Perhaps hamhocks from the farmer's market next time...I saw one booth that was approved by some society or other for humane killing. Kudos.

All in all, a lovely meal, and really tasty leftovers. Think my tongue is still recovering from tasting the meat broth before taking it out...I always forget that I don't feel heat in food until too late, and I had thoroughly burned myself without feeling it until after...don't taste from a spoon out of the oven! (Most people already know this.)

Oh, total cook time for the roast about 3 hours, with the last about half hour at 300F down from 350F. Yummy. Cook time longer or shorter depending on relative size of meat (mine about 3.5 pounds).

Any questions about my recipe, need exact quantities of spices, etc? Feel free to comment and I will reply!


Enjoy!!!

:-)



So, America, in the spirit of appearing political, well-informed, and patriotic (I think), here is a compilation of the interesting events of the past day...I suppose its time to break out some red white & blue, and re-elect Obama so that he can actually get something done this time, and not have everything voted down by people with dogged determination to preserve classification in our country...ANYWAYS! Haha, the news....



Subject Image(link above)


Aliases:


Usama Bin Muhammad Bin Ladin, Shaykh Usama Bin Ladin, the Prince, the Emir, Abu Abdallah, Mujahid Shaykh, Hajj, the Director
 
Usama Bin Laden is wanted in connection with the August 7, 1998, bombings of the United States Embassies in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, and Nairobi, Kenya. These attacks killed over 200 people. In addition, Bin Laden is a suspect in other terrorist attacks throughout the world.
 
The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to $25 million for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Usama Bin Laden. An additional $2 million is being offered through a program developed and funded by the Airline Pilots Association and the Air Transport Association.
 
 
(link above - title)

"WASHINGTON — Osama bin Laden, the mastermind of the most devastating attack on American soil in modern times and the most hunted man in the world, was killed in a firefight with United States forces in Pakistan on Sunday, President Obama announced.


  In a dramatic late-night appearance in the East Room of the White House, Mr. Obama declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that American military and C.I.A. operatives had finally cornered Bin Laden, the Al Qaeda leader who had eluded them for nearly a decade. American officials said Bin Laden resisted and was shot in the head. He was later buried at sea.
The news touched off an extraordinary outpouring of emotion as crowds gathered outside the White House, in Times Square and at the ground zero site, waving American flags, cheering, shouting, laughing and chanting, “U.S.A., U.S.A.!” In New York City, crowds sang “The Star-Spangled Banner.” Throughout downtown Washington, drivers honked horns deep into the night.

“For over two decades, Bin Laden has been Al Qaeda’s leader and symbol,” the president said in a statement televised around the world. “The death of Bin Laden marks the most significant achievement to date in our nation’s effort to defeat Al Qaeda. But his death does not mark the end of our effort. There’s no doubt that Al Qaeda will continue to pursue attacks against us. We must and we will remain vigilant at home and abroad.”

Bin Laden’s demise is a defining moment in the American-led fight against terrorism, a symbolic stroke affirming the relentlessness of the pursuit of those who attacked New York and Washington on Sept. 11, 2001. What remains to be seen, however, is whether it galvanizes Bin Laden’s followers by turning him into a martyr or serves as a turning of the page in the war in Afghanistan and gives further impetus to Mr. Obama to bring American troops home.

How much his death will affect Al Qaeda itself remains unclear. For years, as they failed to find him, American leaders have said that he was more symbolically important than operationally significant because he was on the run and hindered in any meaningful leadership role. Yet he remained the most potent face of terrorism around the world, and some of those who played down his role in recent years nonetheless celebrated his death.

Given Bin Laden’s status among radicals, the American government braced for possible retaliation. A senior Pentagon official said late Sunday that military bases in the United States and around the world were ordered to a higher state of readiness. The State Department issued a worldwide travel warning, urging Americans in volatile areas “to limit their travel outside of their homes and hotels and avoid mass gatherings and demonstrations.”

The strike could exacerbate deep tensions with Pakistan, which has periodically bristled at American counterterrorism efforts even as Bin Laden evidently found safe refuge on its territory for nearly a decade. Since taking office, Mr. Obama has ordered significantly more drone strikes on suspected terrorist targets in Pakistan, stirring public anger there and prompting the Pakistani government to protest.

When the end came for Bin Laden, he was found not in the remote tribal areas along the Pakistani-Afghan border where he has long been presumed to be sheltered, but in a massive compound about an hour’s drive north from the Pakistani capital of Islamabad. He was hiding in the medium-sized city of Abbottabad, home to a large Pakistani military base and a military academy of the Pakistani Army.

The house at the end of a narrow dirt road was roughly eight times larger than other homes in the area, but had no telephone or Internet connections. When American operatives converged on the house on Sunday, Bin Laden “resisted the assault force” and was killed in the middle of an intense gun battle, a senior administration official said, but details were still sketchy early Monday morning.

The official said that military and intelligence officials first learned last summer that a “high-value target” was being protected in the compound and began working on a plan for going in to get him. Beginning in March, Mr. Obama presided over five national security meetings at the White House to go over plans for the operation and on Friday morning, just before leaving Washington to tour tornado damage in Alabama, gave the final order for special forces and C.I.A. operatives to strike. Navy Seals were involved in the raid.

Mr. Obama called it a “targeted operation,” although officials said one helicopter was lost because of a mechanical failure and had to be destroyed to keep it from falling into hostile hands.


In addition to Bin Laden, three men were killed during the 40-minute raid, one believed to be his son and the other two his couriers, according to an American official who briefed reporters under White House ground rules forbidding further identification. A woman was killed when she was used as a shield by a male combatant, the official said, and two others wounded.

“No Americans were harmed,” Mr. Obama said. “They took care to avoid civilian casualties. After a firefight, they killed Osama bin Laden and took custody of his body.” Muslim tradition requires burial within 24 hours, but by doing it at sea, American authorities presumably were trying to avoid creating a shrine for his followers.

The fate of Ayman al-Zawahiri, Al Qaeda’s second-in-command, was unclear."


Reporting was contributed by Elisabeth Goodridge, Scott Shane, Ben Werschkul, Mark Landler and Michael Shear from Washington; Jane Perlez from Sydney, Australia; and Pir Zubair Shah from New York.

 (the above is only page one...there are two more at the link for those interested)


HAVE A HAPPY UNITED STATES DAY!!!

I've really got no idea, is the answer to that question. All I know is I'm stuck with one foot out of a cycle of not-quite-middle class money with upper class language, in a country I don't want to live in in an age I'm not always sure I'm right for. What happened to ball gowns and divorce being unimaginable...? Being married from 16 to 60 (if the other person lives that long) to the same person...unheard of these days.

Well anyways, I just had a wonderful thought. Last weekend was Easter, and while I did not make it to Church of the Holy Cross, I did make it to a dog park with my little Marco and Herman, to West Raleigh to the weekend flea market off Blue Ridge, and to have a wonderful day of happyness and fun with my honey. I don't think I told him what a great day I had...before he had to leave me for work of course. What can I say? We've all got to work without those handy trust funds.

Well, give me two years. You won't recognize my life. You might recognize me though. :-)

I've organized up my Amazon.com wish list! :-) Permanent URL (I think) below...happy shopping (for me!) hehehe

http://amzn.com/w/2RBJJDT4MLYDV

I've got it separated into books, movies, REALLY REALLY WANT (i.e. take a hint Herman, lol), computer ideas in case anyone is feeling riich (Marco peed on mine), and stuff for the house (for whenever I switch things up). Oh, and the standard wish list, which is where I put anything I don't want to forget and certainly don't mind owning (i.e. go ahead and buy it if you wish!).

Happy hunting...I'm a complex individual

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Side note: some of the books are Kindle editions and I will get them almost instantly (electronic only, no shipping)...I'm not sure if you can change that feature if its a gift and time it, but they're still great (and less expensive) gifts! I LOVE my Kindle, thank you hunny! :-)

This is Kayla, younger daughter of my friend Tonya from work. We spent a fund Saturday afternoon at the museum with her two little girls at teh Animal Grossology Exhibit. How cute they are!

This is India, the older of the 2 daughters. What an intelligent little jokester!

Thought this would be a nasty post, didn't ya? Haha.

Well, it has been SO LONG since I've written, crazy stuff has happened. Somehow, I have a new boyfirend, in the distinct physique of an old one (i.e. same), a new car (WHOOOOOO!!!) not a new place though hopefully I will have reason to by march 2012...(when my lease is up again.

Mommy of course is happily married to Donald, and I need to get a move on finishing my dern degree so that I can help them more...where's that lottery ticket when you need it???

SO far as the car, THANK YOU SO MUCH Uncle Melvin (my Daddy's uncle, my great-uncle) for helping me finally get a new car after a YEAR of hoping my friends and co-workers wouldn't throw in the towel and tell me to fend for myself out in North Raleigh.

I am truly apprecated at my current job I've had since September 2010 in downtown Raleigh...and I miss my friends that once worked there with me (thatnks to me) but am gld they are moving toward their respective paths...Adell better finish school now or I'm gonna cut her toe off. The big one.

And I can honestly say that while I have seen nothing less than I expected, my friend that was recently married, Marlena, is in my thoughts almost every day, but she has to choose to live her life her own way and with the people she truly loves...and if that means being without others, then it does. I won't go too far into a friend-family drama, because my feelings on the matter have been made quite clear to HER, so...purgatory in place of loss is a despondent decision.
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Lighter note! My boys, Marco and Magic, are getting so fat! Magic feels like he's finally breeched 10 lbs, and who knows what my little abonimable snoman weighs. I need to bathe them...thouroughly.

Segen is a new addition to the Chaplin residence, and I think I'm doing alright so far with a roommate again, after a wonderful (though lonely without a car) year alone. I think I can I think I can I think I can...lol

Okay, done rambling for now, nothing interesting to say really. THOUGH, for all my Chaplin side family I hear may be reading this out there, you know you can click "folow", right? Then I'll know who you are!

Until later,

JC

MUST HAVE MUST SEE...this is why I love my little Dell computer (that my dog peed on...only reason it needs replacing!) because they always have one I like when its time for a new one! :-)

http://www.dell.com/us/p/inspiron-duo/pd?oc=fndoiz1&model_id=inspiron-duo

I just have to come to terms with what I want out of my newest conputer first...do I want a super-powerful machine or a nice little thing for the basics with few connectivity possibilities....HELP!

SO, apparently I never posted this, or forgot where, or whatever. Anyways, the funniest cutest dern chocolate commercial (with no chocolate) you ever did see!

Where are my fans from?